mydrunkkitchen:

when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

insteadofcutting:

If you haven’t heard this today, I’m glad that you’re alive.